Krampus' Motto - Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Sale Price:$12.00 Original Price:$24.00
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Krampus Bratbane, Terror of the Naughty List, is the dark counter to Santa Claus, the Jolly-Old-Elf. With his chains, whips, and sack, he prowls on Christmas Eve for children who've not been good enough to warrant vision of sugar plums and full stockings, hauling them away for a night of terror and violence as a reminder to be grateful and kind. With this long-sleeve t-shirt, you too can act as a reminder to others that the universe genuinely believes in the comical saying "the beatings will continue until morale improves."

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Krampus Bratbane, Terror of the Naughty List, is the dark counter to Santa Claus, the Jolly-Old-Elf. With his chains, whips, and sack, he prowls on Christmas Eve for children who've not been good enough to warrant vision of sugar plums and full stockings, hauling them away for a night of terror and violence as a reminder to be grateful and kind. With this long-sleeve t-shirt, you too can act as a reminder to others that the universe genuinely believes in the comical saying "the beatings will continue until morale improves."

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Krampus Bratbane, Terror of the Naughty List, is the dark counter to Santa Claus, the Jolly-Old-Elf. With his chains, whips, and sack, he prowls on Christmas Eve for children who've not been good enough to warrant vision of sugar plums and full stockings, hauling them away for a night of terror and violence as a reminder to be grateful and kind. With this long-sleeve t-shirt, you too can act as a reminder to others that the universe genuinely believes in the comical saying "the beatings will continue until morale improves."

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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